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How it started

The 35-year-old joke behind The Cruciclock, in four frames.

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Over 35 years ago

My partner’s roommate had a large 16-by-9-inch picture of Jesus praying on a rock in the Garden of Gethsemane, lit by a shaft of light.

The detail

A small clock sat in the lower-left corner of the picture.

The running joke

Heading out the door, we’d glance at it and say “Oh my God, we’re late!” or “Jesus Christ, look at the time!” and burst out laughing.

Today

That joke grew into The Cruciclock: a clock whose figure tells over 275 jokes. We call him Spartacus.

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About

Innovation Creations is a new company that makes fun, humorous gadgets designed to spark conversation.

Our first product, “The Cruciclock,” traces its origins back more than Thirty-five years. At the time, my partner’s roommate had a large 16-by-9-inch picture of Jesus praying on a rock in the Garden of Gethsemane, illuminated by a shaft of light as he looked toward the heavens. A small clock appeared in the lower-left corner of the picture.

“Oh my God, we’re late!”
“Jesus Christ, look at the time!”

Whenever we were heading out, we would joke, “Oh my God, we’re late!” or “Jesus Christ, look at the time!” and burst out laughing. Over time, the idea evolved into a clock featuring a crucified figure telling jokes. For the record, we call the figure on our clock Spartacus—not Jesus. It makes a great gift!

Meet Spartacus

Stills from our teaser and a photo of the real clock. Tap a frame to play the video.

Questions

Quick answers about The Cruciclock.

What is The Cruciclock?

The Cruciclock is a humorous novelty clock from Innovation Creations. Its cartoon figure, Spartacus, tells over 275 jokes.

When does The Cruciclock launch?

The Cruciclock is coming soon. Join the waitlist on this page to get an email on launch day.

Who is Spartacus?

Spartacus is the cartoon character on The Cruciclock. He was created for the product as a comic character, and his lines are jokes.

How did the idea start?

More than 35 years ago, a small clock in the corner of a picture of Jesus praying in the Garden of Gethsemane inspired a running joke: “Jesus Christ, look at the time!” That joke grew into The Cruciclock.

Is it meant to offend anyone?

No. Our only aim is to make people laugh. We respect people of every faith and of none. Read our Humor & Content Notice.

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The Cruciclock · Effective October 27, 2026

The Cruciclock is a humorous novelty clock. Please read and keep this notice. The instructions and specifications that come with the product are final and take priority over this preview.

Intended use

The Cruciclock is a decorative, joke-telling clock for indoor use. It is designed for entertainment only.

Not a precision timepiece

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Effective October 27, 2026

Made for laughs, with respect

Innovation Creations makes fun gadgets designed to start conversations. The Cruciclock grew out of a light-hearted joke between friends more than 35 years ago. Our intention is to make people laugh. It is never to insult, mock or disrespect any religion, faith, sacred figure, believer or community. We respect people of every faith and of none.

Spartacus is a cartoon character

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